We get these letters via email all the time. 99% of them are screened out by our spam filters, but they keep right on coming.
Can you imagine anyone being so dense as to fall for such an obvious scam?
Attention recipient of email, Welcome from world of Bank in Nigeria, I am Mr. Jamie Dimon, I wish to inform you that your lost funds has been approved by world of Bank and your File has been signed by Ministry of Finance to compensate you for complete destruction of your banking, mortgage and insurance companies of the America. So after our today's meeting with the board members we finalized to credit you with the ATM Visa card. My associate here in Nigeria will send you a a Card for your many uses. And issue you the ATM visa Card, So all you need to do is to contact The Mister Steven Mnuchin who will insist DHL Express Delivery Company regarding your VISA card, And do not forget to forward your delivery Details and payment to us as you make contact to enable to deliver The ATM valued to your doorstep. To reclaim your financial system which we have left in shambles before running away to Nigeria for tax shelter (or the White House for new jobs), Submit your full information, also ask them how long you receive your ATM VISA CARD Package registered to them by world of Bank Director Mr. Jamie Dimon, 1. Your Full name_____ 2. Your Address______ 3. Your Phone Number____ 4. Your age/sex______ 5. Your country_____ 6. Your occupation____ Director: Mister Steven Mnuchin Tel: +22xxxxxxx E-mail: firstname.lastname@example.org Also make to sure to include check certified for $700 billion USD. We will keep hold on your money system and the ATM visa Card for safekeeping until check arrives in Nigeria You must please truyst us. We are here to help that is why your the ATM visa Card will be coming to you for many good purchases. Your expecting Package is Read in DHL Express Delivery Company Benin Republic, and you are to reconfirm your information to them and as soon as you reconfirm it and pay the
ransomfee, them will give you your Package tracking Number for you to track and know when you expecting Package will arrive to your home address. Yours Sincerely, Mr. Jamie Dimon
Note: The basic content of the above letter was taken from an actual spam message I received. It didn’t have to be significantly modified to describe a real scam that we’ve fallen victim to once before and will again if we don’t wise up.
Aw, did you have to omit the email address? This one looks legit.
That’s why I had to leave it out. Someone out there (probably a Tea Party congressman) was bound to send them another $700B. Heck, it ain’t their money!